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“Flat Earth Believers: Time to Wake Up and Smell the Roundness!”

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No need to chew, we’ve done it for you:

Are you kidding me? The Earth isn’t flat? But I saw it with my own two eyes!

Okay, okay, I may have been using the wrong kind of eyes. You see, I thought regular old human eyes were good enough to see the true shape of the Earth, but apparently, I was mistaken. Who knew you needed a degree in astrophysics just to see that the Earth is round?

But seriously, folks, it’s time to face the facts: the Earth is not flat. No matter how much you want it to be, no matter how much it might simplify things, the Earth is a sphere. Deal with it.

But don’t feel too bad if you were fooled by the flat Earth conspiracy. After all, it’s not like you’re the only one. Even famous people like B.o.B and Kyrie Irving have fallen for the flat Earth nonsense.

So let’s all take a deep breath, look up at the sky, and appreciate the round, spherical beauty of our planet. Unless, of course, you’re afraid of heights. In that case, just take our word for it. The Earth is round. Promise.

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