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Are We Headed For a Stock Market Crash? Exploring the Economic Disturbances in the US
Get the scoop without chewing: The United States of America is currently over $31 trillion in debt and rising. With so much economic uncertainty due to the coronavirus pandemic and other events, many investors are beginning to wonder if…
How Sam Bankman-Fried Got Caught After Running Out Of Bribery Money
Bite-sized news for your daily dose (the article is ironic!): When it comes to making money, no one quite knows how to do it like crypto entrepreneur Sam Bankman-Fried. The man behind the largest crypto derivatives exchange, FTX, was…
The Bottom Has Been Reached: Analyzing the Wyckoff Accumulation Phase in the Crypto Market
No need to chew, we've done it for you: As cryptocurrencies become a more widely accepted and respected asset class, investors have been searching for reliable metrics to determine market direction. One such metric is the Wyckoff…
Short Letter to Tesla Shareholders and Board of Directors
Get the scoop without chewing: It's come to our attention that recent software updates have disrupted the functioning of some Powerwalls customers' systems. To make matters worse, when these customers call for help, they are being told…
“Avocado Toast” or “Down Payment on a House”? The Great Millennial Debate
Bite-sized news for your daily dose: Ah, the great millennial debate: is it better to spend your hard-earned cash on a fancy avocado toast or save for a down payment on a house? On the one hand, you've got the trendy and…
Finally, scientists achieved nuclear fusion! What does this mean for the world?
News that's ready to swallow - no chewing required: For the first time in history, US scientists at the National Ignition Facility at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California successfully produced a nuclear fusion…
$TSLA Stock Plummets to 52-Week After Musk Went Full-Blown MAGA Mode
News that's ready to swallow - no chewing required: Elon Musk's embrace of President Donald Trump and the MAGA movement has dramatically affected Tesla stock. After Musk voiced his support for TRUMP and gave him his Twitter access back,…
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Gets Caught with His Pants Down – And His Mouth Open – in…
No need to chew, we’ve done it for you: It is no secret that social media platforms like Twitter have faced significant backlash in recent years for handling controversial content and alleged bias against certain users. However, the…
Which will happen first, flying cars, humans on mars, or REAL ID enforcement?
No need to chew, we’ve done it for you: As we look to the future, there are three major developments that have captured the imagination of both science fiction fans and futurists alike: flying cars, humans on Mars, and the enforcement…
Americans will work themself to death!
Pre-chewed and spit just for your convenience: Here in America, people are conditioned and coerced into idolizing wealthy, powerful people and romanticizing a toxic work culture where we’re expected to feel beholden to our employers -…